Someone’s been VERY naughty at a hotel stay recently. Maybe the victim’s spouse / partner might open this and your victim may have a lot of explaining to do!! Just US $ 4.99
Downloadable .doc EDITABLE letter with convincing letterhead and a website (that appears to be under construction) for aurthenticity. 0845 phone number will just keep ringing (or be unobtainable).
Please note: We do NOT condone people causing others distress by the use of our novelty products. If you choose to send this letter, we urge your using these editable templates in a way which will let your victim ‘off the hook’ after the initial impact! For example you could create a free email address and put it at the foot of the letter, replying to your victim with ‘Ha Ha, you’ve been wound-up!’ when they send their enraged message.
However you use these letters is up to you, but PLEASE use careful judgement!
Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Victim,
Further to your recent stay with your niece /nephew/ brother/ mother at our Twin Towers (insert town / city here) Hotel, I am sorry to inform you that we have been obliged to charge your credit card account (ending XXXX) with several items, which we discovered on making up the room after your departure.
Mini bar £96.50
Room service to another guest’s account £43.00
Adult movies (denied at checkout) £14.00
Un-block plumbing £125.00
Carpet cleaning £35.00
Blah …Blah …fraudulent charging of other guests’ accounts, a matter over which we almost called the police;
Blah.. Blah.. !!
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