*Really* Offensive Christmas Card for a Male Recipient (this one’s horrible!)

An offensive professional-quality Christmas card to download and print on both sides of A5 photographic paper.

Please remember that these offensive cards are novelty items only, they are not intended to be used ‘in anger’. Please use your common sense and ONLY send this to a friend or colleague for a JOKE if you are certain that they won’t be offended! See our legal disclaimer if in doubt.

really offensive spoof Xmas cardOn the outer cover this card reads: “Merry Chrismas”. . . .

N.B. the quality of this example is poor for web download, originals are print quality .jpg files at 300 dots per inch.