Reasons To Get Revenge

The list of reasons why you might take revenge are endless, but if you read this I suspect that either you are just curious about the contents of this article, or you already have one person, people or businesses in mind because you feel you have been damaged in some way and think they deserve to be punished.

Some of the main reasons why you may want to take revenge are as follows:

 1) A husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend was unfaithful to you.

 2) An ex-partner lies about you to others, you were the cause of all problems in the   former relationship, while she is just the victim.

 3) Your neighbours are loud, rude or inconsiderate to you.

 4) A colleague is “complaining” about you behind your back, or generally makes your work life day to day more unbearable.

 5) Your employer has a way to dismiss you, although unfair, made it highly unlikely you will ever get another post within the company.

Regardless of which category does your revenge fall, most of the following top tips used will give you a great feeling of satisfaction and a feeling that  justice has finally been done, or at least you will feel much better about the situation, especially knowing that some of your frustrations are vented, and injustice put right.

Revenge Top Tips

1) Suppose you know the vehicle your “target” drives, then find suitable rubber gloves and then find a generous handful of dog poo and squidge firmly under the door handles of the vehicle. I’m going to leave it to your imagination what happens next, but if you can find a suitable place to hide and watch it is well worth the effort.

 2) Similar to number 1, with dog poop again force a generous amount into the ventilation slots on the top of the hood. This will begin to cook and waft through the interior of the vehicle next time the heaters or fans are turned on.

 3) Block the exhaust of your targets vehicle with a large potato or something similar. This is an old trick, and prevents the vehicle from starting. You would be amazed how long it takes for most people to understand why but cannot start their car, and by the time they have often they have called a mechanic to shed some light on the problem which is a total waste of time.

 4) Wait until the target goes on vacation, and then put water through their letter box with a plastic bottle, watering can, etc. Follow this with a generous handful of fast growing grass seed or cress and wait for the target to return!

 5) Complete every magazine coupon and online form you can find so that it will result in endless junk mail. Use the marks name and address for delivery. If you do this correctly, they will have piles of junk mail arrive on a daily basis. If you really vindictive and you know the mark is a married man, then you can also ensure that as many lingerie, and gay magazine catalogues are included in mailings sent to them. Look on the back of the national newspapers for ads that give you ideas, and who will allow you to mail these catalogues for free

 6) Another old idea, if you get access to a key to their apartment while they are travelling or out for a few days, carefully dial the Australian speaking clock from their phone and just leave the phone off the hook until the mark returns from their holiday or weekend away.

 7) Try to get a picture of your mark and create an ad that you can use on the bulletin boards and telephone boxes, to advertise their dubious “services” and don’t forget to use their phone number.

 8) Write a hub article that is well defined as to what that person has done to you or your company, etc, but only use the first names of the people that were involved, and you will not be able to be prosecuted for slander (especially if the facts and the evidence or witness statements are true).

 9) Scatter your mark’s car with birdseed all over the car in the middle of the night, so that by the time they wake up, the car has so many feathered visitors that they had literally covered in bird S ** t from bonnet to boot.

 10) Phone up Loan Company with the target’s name and phone number. Many of these loan companies or brokers for loan companies and are required to dispose of as much money as possible and will keep calling them for many months after the initial call, even if they say several times that a loan is not required, these companies can be very persistent and very annoying.

 11) If you have a key or can get access to your mark’s home, then you can turn their heating to maximum and then put glue on the switch so it prevents them from turning it down. This is especially effective in high summer.

 12) Place a handful of pebbles in the hubcaps of a car this will cause considerable noise when the car is driven, and they will think it is more serious then it actually is.

 13) Get a free sample of shampoo or conditioner by approaching a company online. Carefully empty replace the majority of the products from the bottle with depilatory cream. A scan of the letter headed paper from the manufacturer (deleting the text), type a new letter suggesting for best results that they leave the product for at least 10 to 15 minutes. The results are very satisfactory for you but for them not so satisfying.

 14) Send your ex a picture of you looking very pleased with your new partner, this will really get to them.

 15) Take a role of plastic wrap either the industrial pallet stuff or just the domestic kitchen roll will do, and totally cover the marks car, so that the doors will not open.

 16) Wait until your boss is about to do a slide presentation for potentially new clients, and try to smuggle pornographic images into the mix of slides. Just be very careful that there is no way they knew you were behind this, or it could be very difficult to secure future employment, in any other company.

 17) Spread rumours that your ex was really bad in bed and doesn’t function properly in bed, and that was the real reason for ending the relationship.

 18) Phone the company and tell them that you are their medical specialist and that you need to meet the target as quickly as possible to speak to them regarding a possible infection they have and risk to the public if they come into contact with him.

 19) Clog their e-mail accounts with spam mail. If you look on the web i am sure you will be able to set up a spam account especially for them

 20) A brilliant idea but really cruel to inflict some pain on unfaithful partner. Is to rub chilly or mustard powder into the crotch of their underwear, it will have them screaming in seconds.


So basically the only limitation is your imagination and the risk of getting caught. Make sure that what you are doing is not so illegal, and you will probably not create a major police investigation, as is often the best revenge tactics are the simplest.

Some people will say “move on, enjoy your life, this is the best revenge,” but I fear that for many of us that just is not enough, and we will rage about it and it will eat away at us to the end of our days unless we feel the person or persons who caused us such pain were punished. Trust your instincts and do nothing that will cause you will end up in prison, (nothing is worth losing your freedom for their own).