An offensive professional-quality Christmas card to download and print on both sides of A5 photographic paper. Please remember that these offensive cards are novelty items only, they are not intended to be used 'in anger'. Please use your common sense and ONLY send this to a friend or colleague for a JOKE if you are certain that they won't be offended! See our legal disclaimer if in doubt. On the outer cover this card reads: "Merry Chrismas". . . . N.B. the quality of this example is ... more »

Offensive Christmas Card - US$ 4.99 Downloadable image files exactly sized to be printed on A4 photographic paper and folded to A5 landscape format. Example view below shows inside and outside together for convenience on this page. N.B. Files and instructions come in a 'zipped' folder to be unzipped on your computer. ... more »