Legal Disclaimer

Legal Disclaimer

Website Terms of Use, Legal Disclaimer and Privacy Policy.

Definitions:

The terms ‘We’ and ‘Us’ are used in this document to refer to the owner(s) of this website, the limited company outlined in the contact details in para (12) of the privacy policy below.

‘You’ means yourself, i.e. the person using this website. ‘Third Party’ means any other person or persons, corporation, company, entity or anyone not specifically mentioned in this document.

Website Terms of Use:

By using this website, you must agree to these terms of use. If you do not agree to these terms as outlined on this page, you may not use this site. We reserve the right, at any time, to modify, alter, or update these Terms of Use, and you agree to be bound by these, please check back to this page regularly to see our latest terms of use.

Website Legal Disclaimer

THIS TEMPLATE IS PROVIDED UNDER THE TERMS OF THE WEBSITE LAW DOCUMENT LICENCE:

http://www.website-law.co.uk/ourdocumentlicence.html

Legal Disclaimer

(1)    No advice

This website contains general information about the concept of the website visitor taking revenge on a person, persons, company or corporate body for whatever reason.  The information on this website is not advice, nor does it encourage the process of any person actually taking action in any of the ways that are mentioned, and the entire contents of this website should not be treated as such. The purpose of the content of this website is for entertainment ONLY.

(2)    No warranties

The information on this website is provided without any representations or warranties, express or implied.  We make no representations or warranties in relation to any information on this website.

Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, we do not warrant that:

(a)    the information on this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or

(b)    the information on this website is complete, true, accurate, up-to-date, or non-misleading.

(3)    Limiting our liability

Nothing in this legal disclaimer will:

(a)     limit or exclude our liability for death or personal injury resulting from negligence;

(b)     limit or exclude our liability for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation;

(c)     limit any of our liabilities in any way that is not permitted under applicable law; or

(d)     exclude any of our liabilities that may not be excluded under applicable law.

(4)    This disclaimer

This legal disclaimer is based upon a Website Law template.  Other available templates include: ecommerce terms and conditions, download terms and conditions and non disclosure agreement templates.

This is a practical joke site. We sell low cost practical jokes. We don’t give advice as to when it would be appropriate to use our products or perform the jokes, or even if the jokes are going to be legal, because we don’t know how you are going to perform them. You assume the risks in performing any practical jokes. It is for that reason that we exclude our liability to the fullest extents possible at law;  therefore, in no event shall we be liable for any damages whatsoever – even if we have been previously advised of the possibility of such damages, whether in an action under contract, negligence or any other theory arising out of, or in connection with, the use or inability to use of any information or products made available from this website.

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External Links
Any websites accessible via links from this site are beyond our control, therefore we cannot be held liable for any damages caused as a direct or indirect result of you or any third party accessing and / or interacting with any of those websites.

Prank Greetings Cards and Letters.

As with all ‘prank’ websites and products, you are responsible for the content of any communication to the intended recipient in terms of anything that you send.  THE SPOOF LETTERS AND PARTICULARLY THE RUDE GREETINGS CARDS FEATURED FOR DOWNLOAD ON THIS SITE ARE NOT INTENDED FOR ACTUAL USE. YOU MAY BE COMMITTING A CRIMINAL OFFENCE BY SENDING ANY OF THESE PRODUCTS TO ANYONE, THESE PRODUCTS ARE INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT VALUE ONLY.

If you were to ignore this warning, please remember that you have the opportunity to carefully preview all prank cards and / or letters before sending them, and the contents become YOUR responsibility if you pass them on or post them to anyone.  We strongly recommend that you use common sense and decency; if you do decide to send any of these products, only send them to those persons whom you are certain would not take offence or be harmed by reading the contents. REMEMBER – we are not sending out these products to anyone – YOU ARE!  Therefore, you hereby agree to be legally responsible for the consequences of your actions.

Anonymous SMS/ e-mail

It is illegal to send abusive, threatening, racist or hate-inciting messages. It is also illegal to use our products for criminal and/or terrorist activities.  If we are contacted by law enforcement agencies in respect of any alleged illegal activities, we will comply with them to the fullest extent.

For the avoidance of doubt – do not use any products or suggestions featured on this website ‘for real’. They are ideas and products for downloading and / or discussing for fun and sharing between friends, for example passing around family and colleagues in the spirit of amusement. Any products, concepts or ideas available on this website are for your enjoyment and entertainment only.

Refund Policy

We will take reasonable endeavours to provide our customers of novelty products with excellent customer service. In the event of any dispute, please contact us and we will reply as soon as reasonably possible with our intended action in response to your complaint. If something goes wrong technically,we will happily refund your money if we are satisfied that any of our physical or downloadable products didn’t reach you in their intended condition.

Website Privacy Policy

THIS TEMPLATE is provided courtesy of www.website-law.co.uk and is used under the terms of their document licence outlined at this link below. http://www.website-law.co.uk/ourdocumentlicence.html

Privacy Policy

We are committed to safeguarding the privacy of our website visitors; this policy sets out how we will treat your personal information.

(1)    This privacy policy

SEQ Legal’s privacy policy template was used in the creation of this policy.  Other web-related templates available from SEQ Legal include software contracts, domain name contracts and hosting agreements.

(2)    What information do we collect?

We may collect, store and use the following kinds of personal information:

(a)    information about your computer and about your visits to and use of this website (including [your IP address, geographical location, browser type and version, operating system, referral source, length of visit, page views, and website navigation.

(b)    information relating to any transactions carried out between you and us on or in relation to this website, including information relating to any purchases you make of our goods or services.

(c)    information that you provide to us for the purpose of subscribing to our website services, email notifications and/or newsletters.

(d)    any other information that you choose to send to us;

(3)    Cookies

A cookie consists of information sent by a web server to a web browser, and stored by the browser. The information is then sent back to the server each time the browser requests a page from the server. This enables the web server to identify and track the web browser.

We may use both “session” cookies and “persistent” cookies on this website.  We may use the session cookies to: keep track of you whilst you navigate the website. We may use the persistent cookies to enable our website to recognise you when you visit.
Session cookies will be deleted from your computer when you close your browser.]  [Persistent cookies will remain stored on your computer until deleted, or until they reach a specified expiry date.

We may use Google Analytics to analyse the use of this website.  Google Analytics generates statistical and other information about website use by means of cookies, which are stored on users’ computers.  The information generated relating to our website is used to create reports about the use of the website. Google will store this information.  Google’s privacy policy is available at: http://www.google.com/privacypolicy.html

Our advertisers and / or payment services providers may also send you cookies.

We publish Google Adsense interest-based advertisements on our website.  These are tailored by Google to reflect your interests.  To determine your interests, Google will track your behaviour across the web using cookies.  You can view, delete or add interest categories associated with your browser using Google’s Ads Preference Manager, available at: http://www.google.com/ads/preferences/.  You can opt-out of the Adsense partner network cookie at: http://www.google.com/privacy_ads.html.  However, this opt-out mechanism uses a cookie, and if you clear the cookies from your browser your opt-out will not be maintained. To ensure that an opt-out is maintained in respect of a particular browser, you should use the Google browser plug-in available at: http://www.google.com/ads/preferences/plugin.

Most browsers allow you to reject all cookies, whilst some browsers allow you to reject just third party cookies.  For example, in Internet Explorer you can refuse all cookies by clicking “Tools”, “Internet Options”, “Privacy”, and selecting “Block all cookies” using the sliding selector.  Blocking all cookies will, however, have a negative impact upon the usability of many websites, including this one.

(4)    Using your personal information

Personal information submitted to us via this website will be used for the purposes specified in this privacy policy or in relevant parts of the website.

We may use your personal information to:

(a)    administer the website,

(b)    enable your use of the services available on the website,

(c)    send to you goods purchased via the website, and supply to you services purchased via the website,

(d)    send statements and invoices to you, and collect payments from you,

(e)    send you general (non-marketing) commercial communications,

(g)    send you email notifications which you have specifically requested,

(h)    send to you marketing communications relating to our business, or the businesses of carefully-selected third parties, which we think may be of interest to you by email or similar technology. You can inform us at any time if you no longer require marketing communications by sending an e-mail to ‘info@getrevengeswiftly.co.uk’,

(i)    provide third parties with statistical information about our users – but this information will not be used to identify any individual user,

(j)    deal with enquiries and complaints made by or about you relating to our website; and

(k)    if specifically requested by law enforcement agencies we will reveal any information on our records pertaining to specific transactions only to those agencies on written request from them.

(l)    We will not, without your express consent, given by ‘double-opt-in’, provide your personal information to any third parties for the purpose of direct marketing.

All our website financial transactions are handled through our payment services provider, PayPal.  You can review the PayPal privacy policy at www.paypal.com.  We will share information with  PayPal only to the extent necessary for the purposes of processing payments you make via our website and dealing with complaints and queries relating to such payments.

(5)     Disclosures

We may disclose information about you to any of our employees, officers, agents, suppliers or subcontractors insofar as reasonably necessary for the purposes as set out in this privacy policy.

In addition, we may disclose your personal information:

(a)    to the extent that we are required to do so by law;

(b)    in connection with any legal proceedings or prospective legal proceedings;

(c)    in order to establish, exercise or defend our legal rights (including providing information to others for the purposes of fraud prevention and reducing credit risk);

(d)    to the purchaser (or prospective purchaser) of any business or asset which we are (or are contemplating) selling; and

(e)    to any person who we reasonably believe may apply to a court or other competent authority for disclosure of that personal information where, in our reasonable opinion, such court or authority would be reasonably likely to order disclosure of that personal information.

Except as provided in this privacy policy, we will not provide your information to third parties.

(6)    International data transfers

Information that we collect may be stored and processed in and transferred between any of the countries in which we operate in order to enable us to use the information in accordance with this privacy policy.

Information which you provide may be transferred to other countries which do not have data protection laws equivalent to those in force in the European Economic Area.

You expressly agree to such transfers of personal information.

(7)    Security of your personal information

We will take reasonable technical and organisational precautions to prevent the loss, misuse or alteration of your personal information.

We will store any data behind a firewall / password protected hard drive and duplicate that information onto a separate password protected hard drive.

Of course, data transmission over the internet is inherently insecure, and we cannot guarantee the security of data sent over the internet.

(8)    Policy amendments

We may update this privacy policy from time-to-time by posting a new version on our website.  You should check this page occasionally to ensure you are happy with any changes.

(9)    Your rights

You may instruct us to provide you with any personal information we hold about you.  Provision of such information will be subject to:

(a)    the payment of a fee (currently fixed at £10.00); and

(b)    the supply of appropriate evidence of your identity (for this purpose, we will usually accept a photocopy of your passport certified by a solicitor or bank plus an original copy of a utility bill showing your current address).

We may withhold such personal information to the extent permitted by law.

You may instruct us not to process your personal information for marketing purposes by email at any time.  In practice, you will usually either expressly agree in advance to our use of your personal information for marketing purposes, or we will provide you with an opportunity to opt-out of the use of your personal information for marketing purposes.

(10)    Third party websites

The website contains links to other websites. We are not responsible for the privacy policies or practices of third party websites.

(11)    Updating information

Please let us know if the personal information which we hold about you needs to be corrected or updated.

(12)     Contact

If you have any questions about this privacy policy or our treatment of your personal information, please send an email to info@getrevengeswiftly.co.uk or write to our limited company here: *

(13)    Data controller

The data controller responsible in respect of the information collected on this website is Thomas Hill.

Revisions and Errata

The materials appearing on this web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. We do not warrant that any of the materials on this web site are accurate, complete, or current. We may make changes to the materials contained on this website at any time without notice. We do not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.

Governing Law
Any claim relating to this web site shall be governed by the laws of the England and Wales and any disputes arising from the use of the site will be settled in the English courts.

Copyright

All site design, text, graphics are © 2010 getrevengeswiftly.co.uk. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Permission is granted to electronically copy and to print hard copy portions of this site for the sole purpose of placing an order with us. Any other use of materials on this site, including reproduction for purposes other than those noted above, modification, distribution, or republication, without our prior written permission is strictly prohibited.