Posts Tagged ‘postal revenge’
  • Most greeting cards are for something happy and joyous - not ours!!! Our greeting cards offer a special and simple way to express how you really feel !!! You can even write your own special message inside the card to really get your point across. As ever, this revenge tactic is completely anonymous and untraceable.                                                         ... more »
  • Allot of my favourite memories as a child were when we stayed up late during sleep over’s and making prank calls. It was so much fun we decided to start taping our calls so we could listen to them at a later date, the calls just got crazier and crazier as our confidence. Me and my friends would lay around on our beds and try to better each other with our different ideas. It would be a contest to see who could keep the person talking on the phone the longest while we invented more and more o... more »
  • Classified advertisements in your free local newspapers are not very expensive and sometimes free they are a very good way to tarnish your ex’s squeaky clean image. For example, suppose you had a score to settle with the neighbours’ from hell. You could make up a Classified Ad to “sell” their car. Make the price attractive five to 600 hundred dollars/pounds less than market value for that make of car, instruct the prospective buyers to call after midnight (because you work shift work and... more »
  • If you are looking to get revenge on, an ex or friend, family member and you have access to their underwear drawer you can have enormous amounts of fun. Let’s begin with these classic ideas. Payback Idea #1 Get hold of a clean pair you know they will be wearing very soon and then turn them inside out. Get some numbing sports cream or cream for haemorrhoids as this works the same and carefully smear some in the crotch area of the underwear. You won’t need much so use sparingly. You don'... more »
  • This is a payback prank that is fun to do on your boss, co-workers and ex girlfriend or ex boyfriend. This revenge can be tongue in cheek or as evil as you would like to make it. You need to ask yourself how bad you want to go with this website revenge. If you are planning on getting very spiteful then let me give you a few tips. You really do want to stay anonymous on this one, trust me. Right from the beginning, you will need to hide your IP address. For the people who are not techie minded... more »
  • Well, Christmas will soon be upon us ... for some people, a fantastic time of year, for some people who are maybe missing friends or family members, not a great time. I personally know someone who says that a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich would be a fantastic Xmas meal if they just knew that their loved ones are warm and safe! Makes you think, doesn't it? ANYHOW - here's a very simple (and therefore overlooked) tactic which can be employed VERY effectively. At Xmas time, people sen... more »
  • For a great payback tactic, call your marks phone when you know he or she won’t be there to answer it and don’t say anything, just leave the phone off the hook long enough to use up the tape. Phone your target’s answering machine repeatedly and fill the tape with static noise, vomiting sounds, the sound of a toilet flushing. Your target will have to listen to at least part of each message to ensure that there isn’t an important one among them.  If your target is married, here is ... more »
  • Those crazy guys at Get Revenge On Your Ex have done it again, it’s that time of the year again for Christmas spirit and good will to all men, but with a difference! Once again, this year, they have just designed a unique set of nasty Christmas cards which can be sent anonymously to an ex girlfriend, ex boyfriend, or even if you fancy a little bit of revenge on your boss there is a card here to suit everyone’s needs. So this year if you fancy a little Payback, Revenge and a laugh along... more »
  • This technique for getting even is what I call Revenge by Post, and it is perfect to get your own back on a ex partner, co-worker or boss. It uses the embarrassment technique that will be used to deliver your anonymous revenge, so it helps if your "mark" is the type easily embarrassed. Find an empty cardboard box, glue on an address label to the place where your target works. Now comes the creative bit, you need to get a nice big label printed on your computer with something really embarrassi... more »
  • ** I want to tell everyone what an incredible success I had with ordering a voodoo spell from this site ** Sure, some people will think it's just a scam, just another chancer on the Internet preying on gullible people, (and I understand why people might think that way), but I guarantee you, THIS REALLY HAPPENED!! We went through a very bad phase at work and over about 5 weeks I clocked up A LOT of extra hours. Some days I would be in work first thing to get things started, then as and w... more »
  • The list of reasons why you might take revenge are endless, but if you read this I suspect that either you are just curious about the contents of this article, or you already have one person, people or businesses in mind because you feel you have been damaged in some way and think they deserve to be punished. Some of the main reasons why you may want to take revenge are as follows:  1) A husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend was unfaithful to you.  2) An ex-partner lies about you to ... more »
  • Your victim has priceless roman coins under their shed / outhouse / patio / whatever. You choose where! A government-seconded company is writing to your victim; satellite imagery has found artefacts, which they can claim as treasure-trove. They may move or dismantle their shed / patio/ outhouse gazebo or whatever! Convincing editable letter & professional letterhead even has a working website address (under construction). Phone number is a related government department. 1) Download th... more »
  • Is your potential victim paranoid?! Download FREE this chilling one liner in American Typewriter font, a totally blank piece of A4 with the sentence (no quote marks): the police are watching you, act normally You could post this in a sealed envelope to a friend in a different part of the country (or a different country) to post from that confounding anonymous location. Be sure to let the victim off the hook, we DON'T condone anyone getting disturbed. See our legal disclaimer for informa... more »
  • 3 big ugly vicious Rottweiller dogs are being delivered to your victim's house for canine foster-care! EDITABLE .doc file with 0845 number will be unobtainable or just rings forever.  Convincing letterhead with website (under construction) adds to the credence of this disturbing wind-up! Letter suggests use of heavy leather gloves . . . Only US $ 4.99 or sterling equivalent Please note: We do NOT condone people causing others distress by the use of our novelty products. If you cho... more »
  • Gorgeous Revenge: Someone's been VERY naughty at a hotel stay recently. Maybe the victim's spouse / partner might open this and your victim may have a lot of explaining to do!! Just US $ 4.99 Downloadable .doc EDITABLE letter with convincing letterhead and a website (that appears to be under construction) for aurthenticity. 0845 phone number will just keep ringing (or be unobtainable). Please note: We do NOT condone people causing others distress by the use of our novelty products. If... more »
  • An offensive professional-quality Christmas card to download and print on both sides of A5 photographic paper. Please remember that these offensive cards are novelty items only, they are not intended to be used 'in anger'. Please use your common sense and ONLY send this to a friend or colleague for a JOKE if you are certain that they won't be offended! See our legal disclaimer if in doubt. On the outer cover this card reads: "Merry Chrismas". . . . N.B. the quality of this example is ... more »
  • Imagine two crochety old incontinent hags turning up at your house, delivered by two nurses! They're going to drop the old codgers off for a fortnights' fostering, and YOUR VICTIM will be the lucky carer! Downloadable .doc EDITABLE letter with convincing letterhead and a website (that appears to be under construction) for aurthenticity. 0845 phone number will just keep ringing (or be unobtainable). Excerpt of letter reads: As your application states that you have expressed your wi... more »
  • Editable Spoof letter in .doc format with convincing letterhead. There is even a website (which appears to be under construction) when the recipient types the web address into their browser. The 0845 phone number never answers. Cost US$ 4.99 or sterling equivalent. Shortened excerpt of Letter reads: Dear Mr/Ms Victim, I am delighted to confirm that your enhanced police clearance and references have been carefully checked, and that you are now an active member of our  assist... more »
  • Downloadable image files exactly sized to be printed on A4 photographic paper and folded to A5 landscape format. Price US $4.99 or sterling equivalent Example view below shows inside and outside together for convenience on this page. N.B. 2 files and instructions come in zip format to be unzipped on your computer.... more »
  • Offensive Christmas Card - US$ 4.99 Downloadable image files exactly sized to be printed on A4 photographic paper and folded to A5 landscape format. Example view below shows inside and outside together for convenience on this page. N.B. Files and instructions come in a 'zipped' folder to be unzipped on your computer. ... more »
  • A downloadable card for you to print on A4 photo paper, on 2 sides, folds to A5 portrait format. Cost US$ 4.99 or sterling equivalent. N.B. inner and outer image files and simple instructions are downloaded in zip folder and must be extracted before attempting to print them. Shown here for viewing convenience with both sides forward. inside reads: "Someone hopes it'll be your last around here. . ."... more »