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If you have a discussion with anyone about revenge then it only ever tends to go one way. ‘I don’t know about that’ people say. ‘It won’t make you feel any better’. HOWEVER, there are plenty of reasons why revenge can be a force for good in your life. Let’s face it; we aren’t all saints. Not all of us can move on as easily as we are apparently supposed to. In fact I’d suggest that the vast majority of us fall into this category. Although I’m sure we’d all like to think t... more » -
Let me ask you this question - since breaking up with your ex, how much sleep have you lost? According to a recent study undertaken by the guys at GetRevengeOnYourEx.com during the first month following a breakup people tend to lose, on average, a staggering 56 hours of sleep! And while a few sleepless nights may be considered as just a fact of a breakup, there is a real cost to all of this. A study in the UK by a private health company worked out that each sleepless night costs just ove... more » -
Full credit goes to Dan at www.GetRevengeOnYourEx.com for this tactic, and yes, I did get his permission before making this post :-) So what's it all about? Well Dan noticed that over the past few weeks the number of spam sms messages he'd been receiving had been on the increase. Not only him, but his friends, family and colleagues had also noted an increase in this annoying personal invasion. If you've never received one of these messages, allow me to elaborate. They are sent from... more » -
Hi, How is everything going with you? I know that the subject line of this newsletter is a bit strange, so I think I better explain. A couple of weeks ago we moved into a new office block to accommodate our growing team. Now, when we moved in, we didn't tell people what we really do (we're not that daft!) and we've got a great cover story. The other day the office block management team decided to throw a "meet & greet" for all the companies within the building (it's a... more » -
Almost everyone, at one time or another, is affected by a broken heart. But how can we cope with this most personal of traumas? Here, world-famous hypnotist Paul McKenna and psychotherapist Dr Hugh Willbourn show the reader how to cope with the grief which can accompany the break-up of a relationship. How to Mend Your Broken Heart is packed with simple, highly effective, practical techniques which will make you feel better fast, and bring about lasting change. * understand emotional healin... more » -
What a book! It is that manual for Bart Simpson's mischief-making and mayhem. Obviously it is for academic purposes only, but what a lot of chuckles it got. Now I recommend this range of manuals for all disgruntled or down trodden citizens! Some are extreme, and be aware of the American terminology. For anyone who's ever sworn revenge on other drivers or dreamed of getting their own back on their ex, "Revenge is Sweet" is packed with tales of ... more » -
Most greeting cards are for something happy and joyous - not ours!!! Our greeting cards offer a special and simple way to express how you really feel !!! You can even write your own special message inside the card to really get your point across. As ever, this revenge tactic is completely anonymous and untraceable. ... more » -
I know I can't say a lot given the way that this blog looks like, but then again, I'm not a website developer. But... Masters Of Revenge (www.MastersOfRevenge.com) have just updated their website ... and about time too! The new site has more revenge tactics as well, bringing their product range in line with their sister site, Get Revenge On Your Ex (www.GetRevengeOnYourEx.com) The site has a new, fresh look - the links work and the whole process is a lot slicker than it was before. ... more » -
Allot of my favourite memories as a child were when we stayed up late during sleep over’s and making prank calls. It was so much fun we decided to start taping our calls so we could listen to them at a later date, the calls just got crazier and crazier as our confidence. Me and my friends would lay around on our beds and try to better each other with our different ideas. It would be a contest to see who could keep the person talking on the phone the longest while we invented more and more o... more » -
Classified advertisements in your free local newspapers are not very expensive and sometimes free they are a very good way to tarnish your ex’s squeaky clean image. For example, suppose you had a score to settle with the neighbours’ from hell. You could make up a Classified Ad to “sell” their car. Make the price attractive five to 600 hundred dollars/pounds less than market value for that make of car, instruct the prospective buyers to call after midnight (because you work shift work and... more » -
Fake Pregnancy Revenge this is by far one of the nastiest pranks you can do to an ex. This revenge idea has been around for hundreds of years, and it still works. Women have used the fake pregnancy tactic to get control and intimidate men since time existed. There are a lot of women out there who have faked being pregnant just to keep the man in her life and manipulate them into doing things just by the power of intimidation. The fake pregnancy prank is one of the most powerful revenge tactic... more » -
If you are looking to get revenge on, an ex or friend, family member and you have access to their underwear drawer you can have enormous amounts of fun. Let’s begin with these classic ideas. Payback Idea #1 Get hold of a clean pair you know they will be wearing very soon and then turn them inside out. Get some numbing sports cream or cream for haemorrhoids as this works the same and carefully smear some in the crotch area of the underwear. You won’t need much so use sparingly. You don'... more » -
Well, Christmas will soon be upon us ... for some people, a fantastic time of year, for some people who are maybe missing friends or family members, not a great time. I personally know someone who says that a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich would be a fantastic Xmas meal if they just knew that their loved ones are warm and safe! Makes you think, doesn't it? ANYHOW - here's a very simple (and therefore overlooked) tactic which can be employed VERY effectively. At Xmas time, people sen... more » -
For a great payback tactic, call your marks phone when you know he or she won’t be there to answer it and don’t say anything, just leave the phone off the hook long enough to use up the tape. Phone your target’s answering machine repeatedly and fill the tape with static noise, vomiting sounds, the sound of a toilet flushing. Your target will have to listen to at least part of each message to ensure that there isn’t an important one among them. If your target is married, here is ... more » -
Those crazy guys at Get Revenge On Your Ex have done it again, it’s that time of the year again for Christmas spirit and good will to all men, but with a difference! Once again, this year, they have just designed a unique set of nasty Christmas cards which can be sent anonymously to an ex girlfriend, ex boyfriend, or even if you fancy a little bit of revenge on your boss there is a card here to suit everyone’s needs. So this year if you fancy a little Payback, Revenge and a laugh along... more » -
This technique for getting even is what I call Revenge by Post, and it is perfect to get your own back on a ex partner, co-worker or boss. It uses the embarrassment technique that will be used to deliver your anonymous revenge, so it helps if your "mark" is the type easily embarrassed. Find an empty cardboard box, glue on an address label to the place where your target works. Now comes the creative bit, you need to get a nice big label printed on your computer with something really embarrassi... more » -
I’ve just finished creating a video based on the latest newsletter from the team at Get Revenge On Your Ex Their latest newsletter was all about sending revenge letters and as I’ve got far too much time on my hands I decided to put their newsletter to video: Obviously, all the ideas are theirs, but I did ask them for permission before doing it…. …oh, and they asked that I put this bit in my post: If you are looking to get revenge, then visit www.MastersOfRevenge.com and o... more » -
** I want to tell everyone what an incredible success I had with ordering a voodoo spell from this site ** Sure, some people will think it's just a scam, just another chancer on the Internet preying on gullible people, (and I understand why people might think that way), but I guarantee you, THIS REALLY HAPPENED!! We went through a very bad phase at work and over about 5 weeks I clocked up A LOT of extra hours. Some days I would be in work first thing to get things started, then as and w... more » -
The list of reasons why you might take revenge are endless, but if you read this I suspect that either you are just curious about the contents of this article, or you already have one person, people or businesses in mind because you feel you have been damaged in some way and think they deserve to be punished. Some of the main reasons why you may want to take revenge are as follows: 1) A husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend was unfaithful to you. 2) An ex-partner lies about you to ... more » -
Those guys at Get Revenge On Your Ex are obviously getting into videos Here's their first site promotion video ... not bad for a first effort, as long as you can read quickly :-) It's no surpise for you to know that I love these guys - they really are at the cutting edge of getting revenge.... more » -
I don't know about you, but unless it's junk mail, I always open my post. Perhaps it's because of some distant childhood memory of me playing postman at the weekends and rushing to collect the post from the front door to deliver to my parents. Whatever it is though, even to this day, I look forward to getting something in the post ... and I'm sure I'm not the only one. In this age of emails and text messages, letters somehow seem to carry a lot more authority and for those of us wh... more »
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This takes a little planning, but it's a great way to ruin your ex's new first date. Wait until they are dining with a new date, then call the restaurant and ask the maître d' to tell them that "his/her kids are on the phone and they're wondering how long they'll have to wait out in the cold." Or pass on another message saying that "the police have picked up one of the kids for shoplifting and can she come to the local station" Just be creative and have fun ... more » -
We all know that our mark has got something to hide. Everyone has done something on occassion that is against the law and surely, as a responsible citizen, then it is your duty to do something about it. Look in the local paper, or hear on the local radio about crimes that have happened recently in your area ... then just have a good hard think about it ... surely it was your enemy who did these crimes? So, what would a good citizen do about it? Yhep - they'd report it to the police ... ... more » -
Ask any competent photographer or Photoshop artist, who also has some sense of humour, about composite photographs. They’re easy to make — the tabloids have been using them for years. It’s a photo where someone has been added to a group, someone’s face has been used on the body of another person, or an entirely new photograph is created simply by using composite parts. This is a very useful dirty trick and one that bears the stamp of approval of the CIA and the FBI. For years, they us... more » -
Ok, so not everyone has an asshole for a boss ... but what if you do? They make your daily life hell on earth and all you want to do is do a good job for a proper salary and get them to leave you alone! Well, the guys at GROYE are about to launch a new video messaging service where you can send your boss a video message that they'll never forget. This video is just a sample - the GROYE team will personalise your video for you!!! ... more »
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Is your enemy a bit of a health freak? You know what I mean - the sort of person who cycles everywhere: to work, the shops or wherever. Well that's all fine and dandy but the problem these days is that there are a lot of theives about and you, being the helpful kind of person you are, think that your enemy is not security conscious enough. So surely it's your duty as a "helpful citizen" to help them protect their valuables ... in this case their bicycle. So here's what you do :-) ... more » -
Do you know someone who has just bought an i-phone, Blackberry or Android Phone? In fact, any posh new phone will do the trick, so long as it was purchased brand new from a retailer. If you want to assist in a side splitting but harmless practical joke, try to arrange to be around when your victim receives this downloadable, editable letter (sent by you, of course!). Perhaps you could even give them some help with the phone safety test that's required. The convincing letterhead and website... more » -
Persuade your self-obsessed revenge victim to send you an embarrasing photo! (They'll think you're from a TV production company!) Reality TV, the culture of celebrity, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent; there are a thousand TV programmes where the public will make idiots of themselves at the drop of a hat. Your victim will receive a letter urging them to send a picture of themselves in their naughtiest underwear to the spoof TV production company on the convincing letterhead. Excerpt of le... more » -
If your revenge victim is a Windows 7 user, just alter their ip-config file. No damage can be done and you can reset the machine within seconds when you want to let them off the hook (which, of course, you will eventually!) There are easy ways to do this in Windows XP, Vista and others. Just Google up the phrase "change IP config with cmd' Check out the U-Tube video here.... more » -
Get your revenge with shop security tags! Do you know anyone who works in retail? Maybe at a large supermarket or well known electrical retailer? Here's an easy one: just obtain a shop security tag, and sew it into the lining of your victim's handbag / jacket / coat / or whatever. Every time they leave a branch of their favourite retail store, the alarm sounds and security will come running. After a few weeks it would test the patience of a saint. . .... more » -
Your victim has priceless roman coins under their shed / outhouse / patio / whatever. You choose where! A government-seconded company is writing to your victim; satellite imagery has found artefacts, which they can claim as treasure-trove. They may move or dismantle their shed / patio/ outhouse gazebo or whatever! Convincing editable letter & professional letterhead even has a working website address (under construction). Phone number is a related government department. 1) Download th... more » -
Is your potential victim paranoid?! Download FREE this chilling one liner in American Typewriter font, a totally blank piece of A4 with the sentence (no quote marks): the police are watching you, act normally You could post this in a sealed envelope to a friend in a different part of the country (or a different country) to post from that confounding anonymous location. Be sure to let the victim off the hook, we DON'T condone anyone getting disturbed. See our legal disclaimer for informa... more » -
Download and print this simple chilling one liner for free! Just two words (without the quote marks) on a single sheet of A4: "they know" Post the document to your victim, preferably via a friend in a different town, thus a postmark from somewhere unconnected. The font makes it all the more ominous! ... more » -
3 big ugly vicious Rottweiller dogs are being delivered to your victim's house for canine foster-care! EDITABLE .doc file with 0845 number will be unobtainable or just rings forever. Convincing letterhead with website (under construction) adds to the credence of this disturbing wind-up! Letter suggests use of heavy leather gloves . . . Only US $ 4.99 or sterling equivalent Please note: We do NOT condone people causing others distress by the use of our novelty products. If you cho... more » -
This company specialise in delivering wholesale quantities of sex aids to 'sex workers', massage parlours and such places! Your victim has been mistaken for a massage parlour proprietor, and about £700 worth of kit has been charged to their credit card for delivery next week, but NOT in plain packaging!! Cost just US $ 4.99 or sterling equivalent If you know the last 4 figures of your victim's card number, this is all the more effective, and victim may be forced to call their credit c... more » -
Gorgeous Revenge: Someone's been VERY naughty at a hotel stay recently. Maybe the victim's spouse / partner might open this and your victim may have a lot of explaining to do!! Just US $ 4.99 Downloadable .doc EDITABLE letter with convincing letterhead and a website (that appears to be under construction) for aurthenticity. 0845 phone number will just keep ringing (or be unobtainable). Please note: We do NOT condone people causing others distress by the use of our novelty products. If... more » -
An offensive professional-quality Christmas card to download and print on both sides of A5 photographic paper. Please remember that these offensive cards are novelty items only, they are not intended to be used 'in anger'. Please use your common sense and ONLY send this to a friend or colleague for a JOKE if you are certain that they won't be offended! See our legal disclaimer if in doubt. On the outer cover this card reads: "Merry Chrismas". . . . N.B. the quality of this example is ... more » -
Imagine two crochety old incontinent hags turning up at your house, delivered by two nurses! They're going to drop the old codgers off for a fortnights' fostering, and YOUR VICTIM will be the lucky carer! Downloadable .doc EDITABLE letter with convincing letterhead and a website (that appears to be under construction) for aurthenticity. 0845 phone number will just keep ringing (or be unobtainable). Excerpt of letter reads: As your application states that you have expressed your wi... more » -
Editable Spoof letter in .doc format with convincing letterhead. There is even a website (which appears to be under construction) when the recipient types the web address into their browser. The 0845 phone number never answers. Cost US$ 4.99 or sterling equivalent. Shortened excerpt of Letter reads: Dear Mr/Ms Victim, I am delighted to confirm that your enhanced police clearance and references have been carefully checked, and that you are now an active member of our assist... more » -
Downloadable image files exactly sized to be printed on A4 photographic paper and folded to A5 landscape format. Price US $4.99 or sterling equivalent Example view below shows inside and outside together for convenience on this page. N.B. 2 files and instructions come in zip format to be unzipped on your computer.... more » -
Offensive Christmas Card - US$ 4.99 Downloadable image files exactly sized to be printed on A4 photographic paper and folded to A5 landscape format. Example view below shows inside and outside together for convenience on this page. N.B. Files and instructions come in a 'zipped' folder to be unzipped on your computer. ... more » -
Send messages by Skype from your PC or Laptop, ensuring that you don't enable the sender ID to display your own mobile phone number. When sending SMS messages from Skype, recipients of your message will, by default, see the first 11 characters from your Skype Name (for example, if your Skype Name is you-asshole, your text recipient will see you-asshole), and they won’t be able to reply to your text message. Simply create a Skype account, you will only be able to create an offensive Skype... more » -
Buy a jar of pickled rollmop herring, or go to the fishmonger and ask for some fish heads, say they're for your cat. Open up your victim's desktop computer casing and place one or two rolls / heads inside, screw the casing back together. The smell is insidious and truly vile, but if you don't know where to look, the office stink takes ages to trace. Alternatively drop the rollmop somewhere inaccessible in the home, behind very heavy furniture, under the washing machine, dropped down the ... more » -
Still have a key for your Ex girlfriend's / boyfriend's car? Could you borrow a set overnight? Wait until they go away for a weekend without the car or if they park on the street at night, borrow the vehicle for a couple of hours. Wear a hat and scarf wrapped around the face, or a balaclava, GLOVES at all times, take the car for a tour through half a dozen speed cameras around the area at 15mph over the limit and park exactly back in the same spot before your victim knows the car has moved. T... more » -
Guys, do you know your transgressor's mobile phone number? Every time you go into a male public toilet cubicle, stick a post-it note to the back of the door: "Meet me here evenings after 6pm, I'm (victim's first name), and I'm hungry for cock. Call me or text (victims mobile number) anytime." (Don't graffiti in marker pen as that would be vandalism, which we DO NOT condone nor recommend!)... more » -
Do you know your victim's postal address? If so, write out a postcard for their local post office window / newsagents window / supermarket adverts board: "EMIGRATION GARAGE SALE, everything must go at crazy prices, from Furniture to Appliances, all buyers welcome! Early start Sunday (date) 8am (your victim's address)- ALL COMERS WELCOME, NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED Easy but effective!... more » -
Create your own anonymous letter, bank, utility provider etc etc. or anything else you wish to send anonymously. This can be one of the best revenge tactics. We can also write these letters for you, (probably much cheaper than you think!). Please contact us for more details. ... more » -
A downloadable card for you to print on A4 photo paper, on 2 sides, folds to A5 portrait format. Cost US$ 4.99 or sterling equivalent. N.B. inner and outer image files and simple instructions are downloaded in zip folder and must be extracted before attempting to print them. Shown here for viewing convenience with both sides forward. inside reads: "Someone hopes it'll be your last around here. . ."... more »
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